Insomnia...

I am often confused by the way the body works. First you are sleepy (often after I eat) and then you awake. Energy rushes through your body and you are almost awakened by a force. So of course you get up. But what does one do when the rest of this hemisphere is sleeping? Well, I have come up with the best list, I call it the Insomniac's To do list...

1.) Wash out that nasty tub. (often Insomniacs refuse to clean up, but late night/early am is the best time to clean house.)
2.) Balance the Check book and align the budget.
3.) Watch Adult Swim with the mute button on and try to make up your own story.
4.) Organize your CD collection (alphabetically by Genre)
5.) Delete all of your unwanted emails and old files from your computer. Create new Blogs. (I am a suck up for that one.)
6.) Read the Bible...(you'll knock out instantly...)
7.) Wash clothes
8.) Cut your toe nails, polish your shoes, take a shower & change your sheets.
9.) Now that you have the washer running, a partially clean tub, clean sheets...watch the weather channel
10.) Calculate prime numbers with your eyes closed...

IF YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP...READ, WRITE AND EDUCATE YOURSELF...
because tomorrow you are going to be one sleepy individual.

Peace for now World...I have to knock the @#$% out.