Kids, Don't kiss mommy this morning her mouth is dirty...

Whoa. What a concept. But every man wants it. A blessing from the angels above. A great mother, but also a great lover. 2 weekends ago one of my boys came into town and we discussed just the basics of marriage. He was in love with his wife because she has been his best friend for life. But...he also suggested that it would be cool if she had just a bit more "Whore" in her pesonality...What? I declare it is true "The consumate MotherWhore syndrome"...how could those words escape out of his mouth, his wife is so cool, kind and loving. But he wasn't stretching the truth. All men want this beauty pagent winner with a clean sexual slate, great bill of health, and body to boot. But when the lights go out we want a deadly beast who craves the taste of our labour of love. Yes ladies, forget about being barefoot and pregnant, most men just want you to remember this word...passion. All men crave it. We want our love visible outside of the house, we want you to earn your independence, we want you to live, party and explore. But we also want you to say it is ok to turn the video tape on and watch some porn. We want you to do the cooking in bed sometimes. Ask for it by name. Order it to go. Crave it and we will provide the rest. But in case you fail to recognize what we need...just look at the title of this blog. Imagine a Sunday morning with coffee served in bed. Breakfast served on a platter...The kids come running into the room after "daddy" hands you the napkin..quickly he plays offensive guard, protecting mom and the bed from attack...and he politely says..."Kids, Don't kiss mommy this morning...her mouth is dirty..." The kids look at the dad with unsure eyes..but he quickly scoops them up and takes them out of the room closes the door behind him and leaves you in peace. After all the coffee should kill all of the germs.

en peace.